Idols of Asia

The luscious Singapore-based model Nurul Farhana was once a hot tattoo babe:



But not any longer!

Because she’s had the tattoos removed by laser. Yucks!

Now I know that we all make decisions that we later regret but why would Nirul want to get her tattoos removed?

I mean, if it was the tattooed name of a past lover or a really ugly tattoo then I could understand it. But her tattoos looked great! And now they are gone :(

In fact, the only real reason I can think of is that the tattoos somehow held her back in her career as a model. But is this really likely? After all, the smoking hot Celestina has an absolutely huge tattoo on her back and this hasn’t stopped her from becoming a modeling sensation and the winner of Singapore GND 2009.

Or could it be, perhaps, that Nurul simply wants her fans to focus on other things apart from her tattoos?

Well that won’t be a problem I can tell you! Hahaha!


Wow! Nurul Farhana shows she has more to offer than just tattoos!

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It’s good to see people standing up for what they believe in. So I was real glad to see that the bootylicious singer Beyonce has finally cancelled her Malaysian show after the authorities there had previously ordered her to cover up and wear “conservative clothing”.

Stuff that for a laugh! As if a woman in the 21st century can’t wear what she wants!

And anyway, what’s the point of going to a Beyonce concert in the first place if you can’t see her perform her outrageous onstage antics? What are the Malaysians actually thinking? That people would go along merely to hear her sing? Hahaha!

But while Beyonce won’t be going to Malaysia, at least they still have the wonderful Leng Yein.

And while she may not be as good a singer as Beyonce, the busty Leng can certainly hold her own in other respects!!! Hahaha!

Leng Yein is as boobalicious as Beyonce!

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It’s not easy to be a sexy blogger.

Just ask Adeline Chin.

She started her blog a few years ago but only managed to update it for a few months.

After that nothing. The blog left in limbo.

Oh well. At least we have some happy memories…

Adeline Chin is no pussy in her tiger stripped bikini.

Give me two reasons why you stopped blogging Adeline? On second thoughts don’t answer that question!

Getting “friendly” with a competitor

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"Hi! I'm a zebra, what are you?"

"I'm a cow" said the cow.

"Right, and what do you do?" she asked.

"I make milk for the farmer" said the cow.

"Cool."

The zebra then saw this funny looking little thing with feathers and ran over to it. "Hi, I'm a zebra, what are you?"

"I'm a chicken," said the chicken.

"Oh, right, what do you do?" asked the zebra.

"I make eggs for the farmer." said the chicken.

"Right - o, super, see you round."

Then the zebra saw this very handsome creature that looked a lot like her but without the stripes. She ran over to it and said, "Hi, I'm a zebra, what are you?"

"I am a Stallion," said the stallion.

"Wow," said the zebra. "What do you do?"

"Take off your pajamas darling, and I'll show you."

Hahaha!!!!!

NB: The name of Cindy Tey's blog is Pink Label (not Black and White Stripes!) but well worth checking out.

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Medical graduate Dr Jezamine Lim combined beauty with brains to win Malaysia’s 2009 FHM Girl Next Door contest:

Meanwhile, in Beligium, a young woman has done something that she might not have done if she had the intelligence of Jezamine Lim. She got 56 star tattoos. On her face!!!!!!!

I kid you not, here’s the pic of Belgium’s Kimberley Vlaminck:

Now I like tattoos on women – and I have featured quite a lot of tattoo babes on this blog - but this is taking things way, way too far.

And even Kimberley Vlaminck is regretting getting the tattoos.

But that’s hardly surprising. I mean, can you imagine going home to your parents with 56 stars tattooed on your face?!!!

Hi dad, look at me, don’t be angry or anything but…

But now the realization of her stupidity has set in, and she doesn’t like what she sees in the mirror.

"I can't go out on the street. I am so embarrassed. I look horrible." she complains.

So Kimberley has decided to shift the blame to her tattooist, claiming that she had “only” asked for three stars and that the other stars were tattooed on her face after she had fallen asleep in the tattooist's chair!!

And she is suing the body artist for 10,000 euros!!

If she wins I guess she’ll have to use the money for laser treatment to get the tattoos removed (perhaps she could ask Jezamine Lim to do it?).

But let me tell you one thing - it certainly won’t be enough money to buy her a new brain!!!!

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Joanna Belle Ng is a firm believer in the power of positive thinking:

“For this competition, I created a dream vision board where I pasted pictures of past Miss Malaysia and Miss Universe winners and looked at it everyday. As can you see, I won! It works, I tell you. You just have to believe in it,” she says triumphantly.

But whenever someone goes on about the advantages of positive thinking, I always think of a famous British battle in Afghanistan.

It’s 1880. And a small contingent of troops from the British 66th Foot regiment are marching to a small village called Maiwand. But before they arrive the British troops are set upon by thousands of enemy soldiers. An intense and bloody battle ensues. Hours later and an eerie calm settles on the battlefield.

There are eleven British soldiers still alive, but thousands of enemy troops left.

The British soldiers are completely surrounded but protected by a low wall on one side and some bushes on the other.

So what do they do?

Well, they have a quick conference and courageously agree that the best form of defence is attack. They are going to charge the enemy. Each man pledges to help an injured comrade if need be. They ready themselves, let out a piercing cry, and storm the massed ranks of the Afghans with their guns ablazing.

They fire until their bullets are gone.

And then the enemy troops kill them all.

So where did positive thinking get the British troops? They had a clear goal, belief and every reason to be motivated. Yet they still failed.

Yep, be positive by all means. And always try to win. But never believe that you will always win just by exercising positive thinking:

You only have to talk to the other girls who entered the Miss Malaysia contest to know that!

Joanna Belle Ng is a positive thinker

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Hahaha! Funny, but actually not true. Because while some blondes may be dumb, there is also persuasive evidence that blondes are no less intelligent than other women. Even if they do have large breasts.

It’s an interesting question though – why do people think that sexy, hot women - and especially blondes - are not intelligent?

Well, there is a reason. And it’s because blondes don’t need to be intelligent. What I mean by that is that if a woman is sexually and physically attractive then they can easily find a male partner to support them, meaning that they don’t have to make onerous investments in getting a good education and training (which many people believe you can only get if you are intelligent). Quite simply then, they know that they can find a successful guy to support them. So bottom line: why study hard to get a high paying job when you can simply take it easy and put your feet up?

But this is a shame in my opinion. Because there is nothing sexier than a beautiful women with brains - a perfect example being Joanne Yeoh, Malaysia’s virtuoso violin player who has the curves in all the right places:



Just look at those lines! (and it isn’t the violin I’m talking about either!)

It isn’t clear from her website if she has a boyfriend or not, but she must have many suitors I reckon...


...so it's just as well that she has that bow of hers to keep them at bay! Hahaha!

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What is it with the Malaysian “elite” and foreign models?

First it was Altantuya Shaariibuu:


She got up to her neck in Malaysian politics and eventually paid the ultimate price -

- she was murdered and then her dead body was unceremoniously blown up with military grade explosives.

Nice I don’t think.

And now it’s the turn of a young Indonesian socialite called Manohara Pinot to pay the price for her Malaysian adventure.

Undeniably gorgeous, Manohara Pinot had been a star on the Indonesian socialite circuit and had even been romantically linked to one of the kid’s from Indonesia’s incredibly wealthy Bakrie family.

But things don’t work out, and in steps a “prince” from the Kelantan royal household in Malaysia to save the day.

To cut a short story even shorter, she agrees to marry him – for only reasons she can understand - even though she is barely out of childhood (age, a sweet 16).

But, alas, there’s no fairytale ending.

…she was reportedly forced to have sex while in menstruation

…she was reportedly kidnapped in Saudi Arabia and taken back to Malaysia

…she reportedly had her breasts “slashed”

So where is Manohara Pinot now? Well no one really knows. Her mother has been unable to contact her and was even denied entry into Malaysia to meet her.

But for the love of God we can only hope one thing -

And that is the Malaysians don’t try to blow her up!

Undeniably gorgeous, how long will Manohara Pinot have to wait before she is rescued?

Update Monday 1 June: Manohara Odelia Pinot has escaped!!!!!!!!

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Dad: How was dance class today, Melinda?
Daughter: Fine, Daddy. In fact, two boys got into a fight over dancing with me!
Dad: Oh? really?
Daughter:"Yes! First Richard told John, 'You dance with her,' then John told Richard, 'No, YOU dance with her!'

Not that Che'Nelle would have the same problem of course…

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Elementary my dear Malaysian!

But maybe not so simple for the Malaysian authorities.

Because K. Sujatha died two years ago, and it’s only now that the Coroner’s Court has finally fixed a date (March 16 to 18) for the inquest into the Indian actress’ death!

So was she killed? Or did she kill herself? Well, the Malaysian authorities always seem to have difficulties when it comes to cases like this, but is the case really so hard to solve? Well, I don’t think so – and especially if we apply the astute use of observation, deductive reasoning and inference to solve the case, as a great detective like Sherlock Holmes would.

Okay so what do we definitely know?

Well, we know that:

1) Paraquat was found at the scene.
2) Paraquat is a weed killer pesticide used in plantations.
3) Consumption of Paraquat will kill you.
4) K. Sujatha was also the personal secretary of a senior minister’s son
5) K. Sujatha called her uncle two days before she was admitted to the hospital, sounding worried and allegedly telling him there were people trying to harm her.

Okay. So Paraquat was found at the scene. So did she consume it? Well according to the authorities, yes. So then the question is did she commit suicide? Or instead did someone force her to drink it or perhaps she drank it by accident?

Well, Paraquat doesn’t taste nice and you couldn’t mix it into a drink like you can with some poison tablets. And you also couldn’t force someone to drink it – they would refuse and fight back. So we can therefore say that she drank it voluntarily.

But what about the evidence provided by her uncle you say? Well that’s hearsay. He said she was worried that people were trying to harm her. But that doesn’t mean she was killed. Because you can’t force someone to drink Paraquat. If someone wants to murder someone, they would try to shoot them, push them out of a window, or perhaps run them over. But they wouldn’t try and force them to drink a weed killer.

So what pushed her to take her life?

Well, that is more difficult to answer of course. But there are plenty of questions that need to be asked. Like was there a suicide note? As for the “political link” it doesn’t prove anything. And if she had been a threat, then why didn’t she say something before she was killed? After all, her uncle said she was worried before she was killed that people were going to harm her. So why didn’t she tell him why?

Would Sherlock Holmes be thinking along similar lines? Well I think he would…

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As I’ve said before, I’ve only been in Singapore for 6 months, but boy has the time passed by fast!

I’m not sure why this is - and whether it is because I am just having a good time, or conversely, because I am just too damn busy to notice the persistent sands of time slip slowly through my hands…

But time does seem to pass more quickly here. Maybe it’s because there aren’t the seasons to remind you of the ebb and flow of the year – from the blooming flowers of spring, to long summer days and then the melancholy of autumn and then, finally, the coldness and darkness of winter.

Because here in Singapore it is always hot and you’re never really aware what time of the year it is. Sure there is the monsoon season, but apart from the rain of course, it could still be any time of the year - January is basically no different from July.

And as for time passing by very quickly, who can ever forget the 2007 Miss Universe competition?

It seems like just yesterday this event took place.

When Singapore’s lovely Jessica Tan was battling it out with other beauties from across the globe.

The other contestants from the region were Malaysia’s Adeline Chin Ai Nee and Thailand’s Farung Yuthithum.

So, if you could turn back the clock to 2007, which of these three head turners would you choose to be crowned as Miss Universe?

Not an easy choice. Not easy at all…

Jessica Tan

Farung Yuthithum

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This new model has a perfectly proportioned body, with stunning lines and curves. But with a price tag to match, access is limited to the privileged few. A smooth ride guaranteed. But sorry no test drives!

And the sports car is rather nice too.

The midsection is rather exposed, however, and susceptible to intense scrutiny by fascinated bystanders:


Say hello to Natalie Fong aka budderflyx, a simply smokin’ hot babe from Malaysia, who, as her internet name might suggest has a liking for butterflies, or kupu kupu - that most delicate of creatures which perfectly symbolizes the fleeting qualities of female beauty.

Natalie Fong has a blog. Make sure to check it out!

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What the hell is going Wong?!!

Elizabeth Wong, the Bukit Terlanjang, …no sorry Bukit Lanjan … councilor has done a set of sexy pictures!!!

But with a difference. Cos unlike the celebs who model for FHM or Maxim, Elizabeth Wong didn’t have a clue what was going on. She was asleep.



But the pictures don’t just show her asleep. They show her nude and – more worryingly - in “intimate positions” (use your imagination).

Elizabeth Wong is quite rightly angry and upset.

As she says on her blog:

The distribution and publication of these photos/video is a malicious attack on my personality. This constitutes a gross outrage on my modesty, a gross invasion of my privacy, and in particular the sanctity of my personal life. It is being done by unscrupuluous persons to embarrass and discredit me.

But then again this is Malaysian politics. So expect the unexpected.

But WHO took the pictures and WHY?

Well, the fact that someone was in Elizabeth Wong’s bedroom while she was naked and asleep raises some interesting questions of course.

No wonder it is rumoured that the pictures may have been taken and circulated by an ex-boyfriend.

But if it was an ex-boyfriend who took the photos, then why would he make the pictures available to the public? And why did he take the pictures in the first place? Because this would mean that he had been tricking her all along – even before they broke up. Utterly bizarre.

There could also be certain parties who have a political agenda and want to ruin Elizabeth Wong. And they could certainly “make it worthwhile” for someone to take such pictures and release them to the public.

I don’t know enough about the intrigues of Malaysian politics to know if that is possible or not.

But then again was she really asleep my friends? Well, take a look at the photo above again. Notice anything strange? Well why the hell is she wearing glasses!!!!! Who sleeps wearing glasses?!!!!! Hmmm… Something fishy is going on….

But one thing is for sure. And that is that it will be very difficult for Elizabeth to face her constituents in the future knowing they have probably seen her in the flesh. So now they will simply look through her and see what lies underneath.

Little wonder then that Elizabeth is reportedly going to tender her resignation from her cabinet post and state assembly seat.

And after that? Who knows?

… perhaps a sexy photo shoot for FHM?!!!!!!!!!!!

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Sexy bloggers® in Malaysia and Singapore write about a lot of things – food, love, holidays, sex, shopping etc – but there is one topic that they avoid like the plague. And that is politics.

So you can imagine my amazement when I surf over to the website of the sexy Malaysian blogger Sarah Lian and I read this on her “25 random things about me” page:

24. I like Noam Chomsky’s critical view on politics and America.

WTF!! Noam Chomsky? But isn’t he that famous left wing agitator? Yep he sure is!

So does this mean that Sarah Lian is a woman of the people, living out their struggles, and fighting for a more just and equitable society? Does it hell! Just look at this:


Yep. That’s the little “slum” where lovely Sarah gathers with her proletariat friends to talk about class struggle and the overthrow of the oppressive capitalist system!!

So what does Sarah think of the Yanks? Well, she answers that in her next sentence:

25. I think Bush was as close to the anti-Christ as I know and think that Americans were even more stupid to vote him (or stupid to NOT vote) for the second time, which is why I think Americans are kind of stupid. I despise American heroic movies where some random dude saves the world after a lame speech about how “we can do it” and he’s American.

Oh come on Sarah? How can you be so harsh? Rambo is one of my all time heroes!!!


However, of all the things she says about herself, my favourite must be number 1:

1. I get a hard on when I read design blog sites, esp product packaging.

Oh my God, you don’t mean that surely?!!! I can’t believe you have a dick, do you?!!!

Anyway, with her love of politics, I wonder whether Sarah will ever get into politics seriously and enter an elections race to become the prime minister of Malaysia?

But I tell you one thing: if she does, she will certainly get my vote - despite her rather radical views. Cos if all prime ministers had legs like hers the world would be a much better place!

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Oh My God! Amber Chia is in America and she is going to show off her lovely body for the famous Britisher!

Is there something going on between the two of them? Well you bet there is!

“This will be such good exposure for me. It is a big job and I am so excited to get it,” said Chia, on news of her link up with Beckham.

But alas she’s not going to get saucy with David Beckham – it’s his wife Victoria Beckham that she’s going to model for.

For the Beckham fashion campaign, Chia was one of the eight shortlisted models. She kept thanking her lucky stars because the New York scene was so competitive.

It also worked in her favour that they were looking for models with a height of 175cm. Chia is about 173cm.

Source: The Star

So how is Malaysia’s finest model finding America?

“Well, it’s okay,” she said. “But the people are so patriotic here. That’s why I wear my “stars and stripes” bikini wherever I go. The Americans seem to love it, especially the men.”

Amber in her famous US “gear”

Talking about possible acting roles, Chia said that she would not limit herself too much.

“I could play sexy or passionate parts but a dirty image was strictly no-no because I’m always mindful about my parents’ feelings,” she said. “And I’m also Asian. I represent Malaysia,” she said.

But that didn’t stop you doing some very sexy photo shoots before did it Amber? Or do you make sure that your Mum never reads FHM or Playboy? Hahaha!!!

Mum don’t look! I don’t want you to know about this!!

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Amanda Choe is a spunky young Malaysian blogger with loads of attitude – and I might well imagine – an absolute nightmare for her parents!

Visit her strangely named blog “the opposite of chocolate” and you are greeted with an image of the young thing in a rather – how might we say – interesting pose. It doesn’t exactly leave much to the imagination and probably goes a long way as to explaining why over 731,383 male visitors visited her blog last week compared to only three females (and one of those was her Mum).

Besides her photogenic qualities, it’s also nice to report that Amanda can write a bit as well – although a lot of it is typical of what sexy bloggers in this part of the world post about: gadgets, clothes, fashion, food etc.

But in her own inimitable style, Amanda churns out some interesting posts that are written with plenty of attitude, and which most importantly, come straight from her heart.

But I’m not too keen on her taste in football clubs:

That’s a terrible shirt Amanda! Remove it at once!

And hasn’t anyone told you that you that there’s an economic crisis going on at the moment and that you don’t have to waste money on ridiculously expensive new kits every season? No, simply strap a large inflatable penis to your forehead, and everyone will immediately know which team you support! Hahaha!


I’m sorry Amanda! I was only joking! Wait a few minutes and I’ll find you a Chelsea shirt instead!!! :)

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Christy Yow leaves her home in Ipoh to make her fortune in Singapore, because her father has told her the streets there are paved with gold. But along the way she is kidnapped by a crocodile who takes her to London, Vietnam, and Bangkok to promote the Crocodile brand. Luckily for Christy, however, the Lord Mayor of Singapore sees her photos and is so impressed that he asks her to do a photoshoot in the tropical resort island of Bali. But the cunning Lord Mayor then tricks her and sells the sexy photos to FHM Singapore which publishes them to much acclaim.

Christy Yow’s sexy FHM Singapore photoshoot

To restore her tarnished reputation in her homeland, lovely Christy returns to Malaysia and agrees to do a photoshoot for FHM Malaysia.

She covers up her huge 36C bust and the people of Malaysia forgive her and hail her as a heroine. She then gets married, has 10 kids, and votes UMNO for the rest of her life…

Note: any resemblance of this story to Dick Whittington is purely incoincidental

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Suhaiza Suhaimi, better known as Memey, is back!!!!

Yes folks. The Malaysian sex bomb now seems to be over the SHAME of being caught for the religious crime of “close proximity” with married actor Norman Hakim, and made a surprise appearance on a TV3 show on Tuesday after 'disappearing' for two months.

Sexy Suhaiza said she felt bad after Norman’s marriage to Abby subsequently crumbled.

But how close did Norman really get to Suhaiza?

Well, your guess is only as good as mine, but if I was in shoes I would have wanted to get very close indeed…


Suhaiza Suhaimi’s favourite pastime is playing with one long stick and two balls in a game called billiards. Let’s just hope she doesn’t change cues too often!!!

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Intan Zulaikha’s parents reportedly consulted a dictionary before deciding upon a name for their beautiful daughter.

But which dictionary did they consult?

1. The classic Malaysian dictionary. According to this dictionary, intan is the Malaysian word for “diamond”.

2. The Urban dictionary. According to this dictionary, intan is the term for a girl with huge breasts!!!

Well, they could have consulted both dictionaries, right?

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Kit Leu is a sensationally attractive Chinese Malaysian model with the sort of pouting lips that are simply screaming to be kissed.

But does she prefer to kiss with her kit on – or off? That is the question…

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