Idols of Asia

Medical graduate Dr Jezamine Lim combined beauty with brains to win Malaysia’s 2009 FHM Girl Next Door contest:

Meanwhile, in Beligium, a young woman has done something that she might not have done if she had the intelligence of Jezamine Lim. She got 56 star tattoos. On her face!!!!!!!

I kid you not, here’s the pic of Belgium’s Kimberley Vlaminck:

Now I like tattoos on women – and I have featured quite a lot of tattoo babes on this blog - but this is taking things way, way too far.

And even Kimberley Vlaminck is regretting getting the tattoos.

But that’s hardly surprising. I mean, can you imagine going home to your parents with 56 stars tattooed on your face?!!!

Hi dad, look at me, don’t be angry or anything but…

But now the realization of her stupidity has set in, and she doesn’t like what she sees in the mirror.

"I can't go out on the street. I am so embarrassed. I look horrible." she complains.

So Kimberley has decided to shift the blame to her tattooist, claiming that she had “only” asked for three stars and that the other stars were tattooed on her face after she had fallen asleep in the tattooist's chair!!

And she is suing the body artist for 10,000 euros!!

If she wins I guess she’ll have to use the money for laser treatment to get the tattoos removed (perhaps she could ask Jezamine Lim to do it?).

But let me tell you one thing - it certainly won’t be enough money to buy her a new brain!!!!

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Labels: FHM, Girl next door, GND, Jezamine Lim, Malaysia

Hurrah!!!!!

I’m so pleased about this. This girl is pure class make no doubt about it, and also a top notch kisser :)

So well done to her.

Curvatous Celestina will also be featured in the July Issue of FHM, and, as part of the contest, will be washing cars in her lingerie somewhere along Orchard Road. No date provided yet but I’m sure they’ll announce it soon.

But you’d better watch out Celestina – Cos I’ll be arriving in a bloody great truck! Hahaha!!!!!

Can you wash my truck please Celestina?

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These are tough times for the economy and it is little wonder that the Singapore Taxi Academy shall reportedly issue a new set of regulations in an effort to increase the number of people who use taxi cabs in Singapore.

Here are the main points:

1) all taxi cabs in Singapore MUST now be painted yellow. Yep, there is a reason why New York taxi cabs are yellow and it isn’t difficult to figure out why: yellow is the easiest colour to spot at a distance.

2) all taxi drivers must be less than 30 years of age (previous regulation: more than 30 years old).

3) all taxi drivers must have a social networking account (Friendster, Facebook etc) AND a blog (note: preference will be given to cam whores).

4) all taxi drivers must be able to write blog posts in basic English and have written more than 100 posts before applying to be a driver.

5) all taxi drivers must have at least one year’s driving experience (or two years experience of playing Need For Speed 2 - either Playstation or PC versions).

Since the new regulation came into force, there have been a rush of applicants - the first being from the lovely Cindy Lee:

Cindy Lee is the first taxi driver applicant under the new rules – and doesn’t she look great in eye-grabbing yellow?

Cindy Lee when she’s not driving a cab.

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Labels: Cindy Lee, FHM, Girl next door, GND, Singapore