Idols of Asia

The luscious Singapore-based model Nurul Farhana was once a hot tattoo babe:



But not any longer!

Because she’s had the tattoos removed by laser. Yucks!

Now I know that we all make decisions that we later regret but why would Nirul want to get her tattoos removed?

I mean, if it was the tattooed name of a past lover or a really ugly tattoo then I could understand it. But her tattoos looked great! And now they are gone :(

In fact, the only real reason I can think of is that the tattoos somehow held her back in her career as a model. But is this really likely? After all, the smoking hot Celestina has an absolutely huge tattoo on her back and this hasn’t stopped her from becoming a modeling sensation and the winner of Singapore GND 2009.

Or could it be, perhaps, that Nurul simply wants her fans to focus on other things apart from her tattoos?

Well that won’t be a problem I can tell you! Hahaha!


Wow! Nurul Farhana shows she has more to offer than just tattoos!

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How do you know if your boyfriend or girlfriend is “getting it from somewhere else” – i.e. cheating on you?

Well, there are some obvious signs:

- a sudden decrease in romantic/sexual interest (doesn’t want to hold hands etc),
- unfamiliar scents on a partner (like perfume),
- greater secrecy – especially when using their handphone for example.

Or, in Zylia Yi Qin’s case, someone sending her a picture of her boyfriend, in, how should we say, a rather comprising position!

Wow!

And Zylia Yi Qin’s reaction?

How would you feel if it was me kissing some guy? i don't care, but this is MY blog, so, yes I think she's a ****, a lot prettier and hotter than me, a lot more happening than me I presume, I concede defeat, really. And she cant rebut anything about this, saying I am wrong about her, I've put up with all the flirtatious crap she wrote to you while you're attached to me, if she isnt a **** then what is she?

Hahaha!

The classic female response: jealousy and anger.

But should Zylia Yi Qin be so mad?

Well, I don’t think so.

So the **** was sending sexy messages to her boyfriend? Well, so what! I mean, if you date a good looking guy then you must rise to the challenge and do what you can to stop him from being seduced by other girls. Simply telling him not to go to parties will NOT please him at all. We are only young once, after all, and all men have got to party!

And another thing Zylia Yi Qin got wrong:

She doesn’t think she’s hot?!!!!

Just who the hell does she thing she’s kidding!

Zylia Yi Qin puts on her sexy bedroom eyes!

Down on all fours this bikini babe is ready to pounce!

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It’s good to see people standing up for what they believe in. So I was real glad to see that the bootylicious singer Beyonce has finally cancelled her Malaysian show after the authorities there had previously ordered her to cover up and wear “conservative clothing”.

Stuff that for a laugh! As if a woman in the 21st century can’t wear what she wants!

And anyway, what’s the point of going to a Beyonce concert in the first place if you can’t see her perform her outrageous onstage antics? What are the Malaysians actually thinking? That people would go along merely to hear her sing? Hahaha!

But while Beyonce won’t be going to Malaysia, at least they still have the wonderful Leng Yein.

And while she may not be as good a singer as Beyonce, the busty Leng can certainly hold her own in other respects!!! Hahaha!

Leng Yein is as boobalicious as Beyonce!

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Okay. So here we go.

You think of something and we have to guess it.

Right.

So…hmmm…give us a clue, this is difficult…

Two? Hmmm. What about a pair of shoes! No? You mean that’s wrong? It’s so difficult! Give us another clue please!

Blimey! What are you sticking your tongue out for? Are you licking something?

Gosh… this is difficult. Ok I give up… So what’s the answer?

WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OH WOW WOW WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

XTIN wears a sexy yellow top which defies the laws of gravity.

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Stare at this picture. After about 30 seconds you should begin to see a boat appear in the background. Amazing!

*** Some men report it takes them several minutes to see the boat, so be patient and really focus!!


Amazing things optical illusions, aren’t they?

And I’ve got another one for you: is it a rabbit or duck? Well, it depends on how you look at it of course.


And as for May Wu, well she doesn’t think she is a duck.

But she does sometimes think she is a rabbit - as you can see in the picture below!


Soft & cuddly, a rabbit has long silky ears and a tight little butt!

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Summer was over and the teacher asked the class about their holidays. She turned to little Johnny and asked what he had done over the summer.

"We visited my grandmother in Minneapolis," he said.

"That sounds like an excellent vocabulary word," the teacher said, "Can you tell the class how you spell that?"

Little Johnny thought about it and said, "Come to think of it, we went to Iowa."

Hahah!

As for the smoking-hot Summer Lee, she is creating a real heatwave in cyberspace:

When it gets hot, Summer Lee recommends wearing as few clothes as possible.

But be careful - and don’t stay in the sun too long! If you do, you might get heatstroke and do silly things like eat flowers!

Wow! So soft and cuddly (and it's not the cat I’m talking about either!)

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It’s not easy to be a sexy blogger.

Just ask Adeline Chin.

She started her blog a few years ago but only managed to update it for a few months.

After that nothing. The blog left in limbo.

Oh well. At least we have some happy memories…

Adeline Chin is no pussy in her tiger stripped bikini.

Give me two reasons why you stopped blogging Adeline? On second thoughts don’t answer that question!

Getting “friendly” with a competitor

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Some things that sound dirty in golf but aren’t really:

Look at the size of his putter!
Mind if I join your threesome?
My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip!
Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired!
Oh no! My shaft is bent!

And my favorites:

Keep your head down and spread your legs a little bit more!
Hold up...I need to wash my balls first!

Hahaha!

As for the delightful Melissa Faith Yeo, well she was recently spotted playing golf with a friend at one of Singapore’s most exclusive golf courses:

Melissa and friend wear specially designed “weather beating” outfits to stay cool in the hot tropical sun. I just hope they know what to do if it starts to rain!

Melissa seems happy enough but someone is giving her the two-fingers up salute for “cheating” (she had a boob job apparently). Let’s just hope she’s not so tricky on the golf course!

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Things a good girl shouldn’t do in a very short skirt:

1) Ride a bicycle!

2) Climb a ladder (so be careful if you work in a shop with high shelves)

3) Go to the office (you’ll only be putting ideas in the mind of your boss)

4) Bend over in public under ANY circumstances!!!!!!!! This is absolutely crucial, otherwise you risk being the hottest thing on the internet since Tammy NYP (remember there’s always some perve with a handphone camera at the ready these days). And if you do drop something on the floor, don’t panic! Just wait until a friend comes, and then ask them to pick it up for you. But whatever you do, don’t ask your friend to tie up your shoelaces if they should come undone. Else your friend will just punch you in the face for being rude!

5) Use the escalator (there’s always some guy at the end with a handphone waiting to do an “upskirt” pic).

And, if you can avoid it, don’t even sit down:


With a skirt this short and tight, even sitting down in a chair is difficult. It’s better to stand. Still, at least it gives you the chance to show off your wonderfully shapely and tanned legs to everybody!

Note: Holly Jean is also a hot tattoo babe and has an angel tattooed on her upper right back:

Short skirts and tattoos, Holly Jean knows how to get attention. Way to go girl!

NB: What should you do if you do decide to wear a very short skirt? Wear knickers of course. Just in case! Hahaha!

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The Queen of Hearts,
She was a tart,
And on a summer's day;
The Knave of Hearts,
He kissed the tart,
And then she ran away.
The King of Hearts
Said where is my tart?,
And beat the Knave full sore;
The Knave of hearts
Brought back the tart,
And vowed to kiss her no more.

- Adapted by me from the classic children’s nursery rhyme; original version here.

As for Peggy Heng, she likes card games, so she takes a card at random from the pack, and asks her friend to close her eyes.

“If you can guess the card, I’ll let you give me a kiss…,” she says.

“Err.. err… let me think… is it the Queen of Hearts?”

Oh my God it is! That’s so spooky!!!!!!!!!!

What’s up Peggy? Don’t you like French kissing? Hahaha!!!!

Aside: Samsung has just unveiled a new “cam whore” camera which has two screens – one on the front and one on the back – to make it easier for people to take pictures of themselves!!!

It comes in two models - the TL220 and the TL225.

By using the front screen on the camera you can get perfect shots of yourself – or when you are French kissing your pals!

As for the technical specifications, both models have 12.2-megapixel sensors (that’s huge), a 4.6x lens, AND a 720p video recorder. The more expensive TL225 has a 3.5-inch wide touch screen in the back, while the TL220 has a smaller 3-inch display. Both cameras have a 27-mm wide-angle Schneider Kreuznach lens.

Cam whores of Singapore – it’s time to get yourself a new camera!!!!!!!!!

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You know you’re fat when....

1. Your bed seems smaller.

2. Chairs make noises when you sit in them.

3. You ask: “has this towel shrunk?”

4. You and someone else can’t go through the same doorway at the same time.

5. People think you’re pregnant and you’re not.

7. You can’t cross your legs anymore.

8. When people fantasize about your legs, they are thinking of giant chicken drumsticks.

As I’ve mentioned before on this blog, I am very much a leg man myself, so you can imagine that I wasn’t very impressed when I saw this pair of legs:

Pretty awful huh?

But – believe it or not – this pair of fat and not so wonderful legs once belonged to one of Singapore’s sexiest cam whores, the smoking hot June Wee!

Now her legs are much more shapely and sexy, of course:

.........WOW!

It’s hard to believe that the two pairs of legs above are the same – you could actually smell bacon if she rubbed the fat ones together I imagine– but, hey, that’s the wonder of cosmetic surgery for you!

But is it good to worry so much about such things?

Well, I don’t think so.

After all, who would want to walk around with what looks like an oversized tampon strapped to their body all day?


Just what the hell is that June?!!!

But June is unrepentant and says that her considerable financial investments in cosmetic surgery are worth it:

Never hesitate to go under the knife because you're afraid what others might say about you. After all you only live once. You have to be in charge of your own life. Don't let others control your life. When you look good, you feel good. When you feel good, you also appear confident. When you exude confidence, people will like you more and respect you. People who exude confidence also tend to be more successful in work, relationships, and marriages.

But what’s next, I wonder?

No June, no! They’re big enough already… Please you don’t have to; really you don’t!

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Sometimes it’s easier to let someone know how you feel by using a hand gesture rather than actually speaking. Hand gestures are also universally understood of course, and very useful if you find yourself in a foreign country where you don’t speak the language. Just do the V sign if you want someone to get lost and the thumbs up gesture if you think the food is great in a restaurant.

Across the world many hand gestures are used. Here are the top five:

1. the “wanker” gesture (as demonstrated by a rather young looking man before he became prime minister of the UK).











2. the “thumbs-up” gesture (as demonstrated by our very funny friend Borat who has transformed himself into the equally funny Bruno).








3. the A-Ok signal (as demonstrated by this diver)








4. the “Corna” gesture (as demonstated by fans of heavy metal music and…O my God! …Is that who I think it is? The lovely Chrishirl Teng? I didn’t know she was a fan of heavy metal…and what the hell is she trying to do with her tongue? Yummy!!!!!!!!





5. the “V sign” can either be done with the palm faced inwards – when it is very rude indeed – or with the palm faced outwards when it means peace (as demonstated again by the wonderful Chrishirl Teng).




In fact, so good is young Chrishirl at using her hands to communicate, she even likes making hand gestures in the bath:

Besides hand gestures, Chrishirl’s body language is also GRADE A and she’s made some of the sexiest photos that FHM Singapore has ever seen:

It’s been a long day and she needs to sleep…

…but her body language skills are not so good now it seems. Get that pillow off your head, my dear!

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As I was being driven to Changi Airport on Sunday, I looked over to the right and there was some chick with her face pushed right up close to the rear-view mirror cos she was putting on eyeliner.

Nothing strange about that you might think - and there wouldn’t have been if she was the passenger - but she wasn’t: this chick was doing the driving!!!!

WTF!

I could hardly believe it and was instantly reminded of a girl I once dated who would, quite oblivious to the risks she was taking, send SMS messages while driving quite merrily on an open freeway (I just kept my head in my hands praying for a red traffic light so she would have to stop the car).

Anyway, after a short while, I looked back again and this chick was now putting on her makeup!

WTF AGAIN!

Anyway, this really freaked me out - causing me to drop my handphone into the cup of coffee between my legs, causing the damn phone to go dead and thereby disconnecting my call to the person at the airport I was supposed to pick up.

Argggg!!!!!!!!

Willynn Ng is sitting in the passenger seat and not driving – which is just as well as it looks like she is naked and needs to get dressed! Hahaha!



Willynn Ng demonstrates her female multitasking abilities by taking a dog for a walk while participating in a FHM lingerie show.

Looking damn hot in her bikini. What more can you say?

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Four guys - an Indonesian, a Thai, a Singaporean and a Malaysian - find a small genie bottle.

They rub the bottle and a genie appears and says:

"Next to you are four swimming pools. I will give each of you a wish. When you run towards the pool and jump, you shout what you want the pool of water to turn into, and then your wish will come true."

The Indonesian dude wants to start. So he runs like mad to the pool, jumps and shouts "ARAK". The pool immediately changes into a pool of arak rice wine. The Indonesian is very happy and starts drinking from the pool!!

Next is the Thai guy's turn. He does the same and shouts, "BLACK LABEL" and quickly starts to drink the Scotch whisky.

The Singaporean is next and he jumps and shouts, "TIGER BEER". He is so happy swimming in his pool of beer and drinking it.

The last guy is the Malaysian. He is running towards the pool when suddenly he steps on a banana peel. He slips towards the pool and shouts, "OH SHIT!!!!!!!........."

Hahaha!

A nice big banana puts a smile on Zoe Raymond’s face!


The hot and sexy Zoe Raymond is lying down. I hope she hasn’t fallen on a banana skin!



Falling down must have hurt! No wonder she doesn’t look too happy!

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The incredibly sexy Chanel Poh hears that milk baths would make her skin even softer, so she goes to one of the big supermarkets in Singapore to buy 15 gallons of fresh milk.

In the supermarket she’s still looking for the milk so she approaches one of the supermarket assistants.

“Can you show me where the milk is please?”

"Do you want it pasteurized?"

"No, just up to my boobs."

Hahaha!

The bath is still empty. Is she waiting for the milk to be delivered, perhaps?

Note: Chanel Poh is also a member of the Singapore tattoo girl’s club; her tattoo is on her lower back:


... Just enjoying the view

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