Thursday, May 7, 2009

Sheylara and why bitches are worse than whores

No man can tame the tongue. It is a restless evil, full of deadly poison.
> James 3:8

Poor Sheylara.

Someone has just left her a message. And not a very nice one at all. Here it is:


Yep, pretty nasty isn’t it?

Bitch. Whore. Slut. Interesting words, but not the sorts of words you should really use to impress a member of the opposite sex. Words like Angel Butt, Bupkins, Flowermuffin, Googley Bear, Sex Kitten and Sugar Cookie are much better alternatives.

Bitch and whore

Not nice. Not nice at all. In fact, Francis Grose once wrote that bitch was:

the most offensive appellation that can be given to an English woman, even more provoking than that of whore.

The reason for this lies in the notion that even though a whore is a whore, she at least has sex because she wants to. It is her choice.

In contrast, a bitch - that is, a female dog—cannot help having sex.

You’ll know this if you’ve ever seen a female dog in heat – its desire to copulate is not a choice but purely an instinctive and biological impulse. It really has no choice but to f###.

A bitch really doesn't have a choice

Slut

This is an interesting word. It first appeared in the early fifteenth century and was used to mean a woman who was physically dirty. So Cinderella, whose job was to clean the cinders from the fireplace, would be a slut in this sense of the word.

A slut by the original meaning of the word.

But since then the word has come to mean a woman who is morally or sexually dirty - a promiscuous woman in other words.

But all credit to Sheylara. She says she will use the insults to her benefit:

…I am instead focusing on the fact that insults empower me. They are proof that I am someone. Honestly, you wouldn’t walk up to a nobody in the middle of the street and start insulting him because he’s a nobody.

Good for her I say!

 Sheylara You don’t have to hide Sheylara! Noone’s going to say anything bad about you again!


 Sheylara Sexy Sheylara in front of the tree

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