Friday, March 20, 2009

Cassevonrie and how to turn on your man

“God, I’d really like one of those.”
“Of course, darling, how much is it?”
“It’s quite expensive at S$445.”
“But you do so deserve it. Let me buy it for you.”
“Oh you are so sweet…”

With the economy getting worse it has never been more important to have a man by your side. Remember: he is your comfort zone. A shoulder to cry on. And, more importantly of course, the person to turn to when you don’t have enough money to purchase the latest Prada handbag or Nokia smartphone (the Nokia E71 perhaps?).

But how to keep him by your side? Why, turn him on of course! Because when a man is turned on, he’ll do anything for you - and I do mean anything!

So make sure you pay attention to what you wear! Men like women in sexy clothes. It’s as simple as that really. Cos why else do you think that FHM is Singapore’s best selling magazine?

An outfit like this (as worn by Cassevonrie) will certainly win his attention

Second, don’t underestimate the power of human contact. Make sure you hug him regularly. Hold his hand. Stroke his hair. This helps create intimacy and strengthens the bond between the two of you…

Thirdly, of course, is to make sure he is totally satisfied in the bedroom. Ask yourself: is the fire still burning brightly, or has it nearly gone out? Are you a bedroom bore, or do you open up and claw and bite and screech like a wild animal? Do you do it the same way every time, or are you willing to try out new and exciting things?

So don’t let the economic crisis get you down. In fact, think of it as an opportunity to improve your relationship with your boyfriend. And that should be a lot of fun, shouldn’t it? :)


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