Idols of Asia

Medical graduate Dr Jezamine Lim combined beauty with brains to win Malaysia’s 2009 FHM Girl Next Door contest:

Meanwhile, in Beligium, a young woman has done something that she might not have done if she had the intelligence of Jezamine Lim. She got 56 star tattoos. On her face!!!!!!!

I kid you not, here’s the pic of Belgium’s Kimberley Vlaminck:

Now I like tattoos on women – and I have featured quite a lot of tattoo babes on this blog - but this is taking things way, way too far.

And even Kimberley Vlaminck is regretting getting the tattoos.

But that’s hardly surprising. I mean, can you imagine going home to your parents with 56 stars tattooed on your face?!!!

Hi dad, look at me, don’t be angry or anything but…

But now the realization of her stupidity has set in, and she doesn’t like what she sees in the mirror.

"I can't go out on the street. I am so embarrassed. I look horrible." she complains.

So Kimberley has decided to shift the blame to her tattooist, claiming that she had “only” asked for three stars and that the other stars were tattooed on her face after she had fallen asleep in the tattooist's chair!!

And she is suing the body artist for 10,000 euros!!

If she wins I guess she’ll have to use the money for laser treatment to get the tattoos removed (perhaps she could ask Jezamine Lim to do it?).

But let me tell you one thing - it certainly won’t be enough money to buy her a new brain!!!!

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Labels: FHM, Girl next door, GND, Jezamine Lim, Malaysia

You are feeling a lot of pain all over and you go to your doctor for a check up:


Doctor: Where are you hurting?
You: You have to help me, I hurt all over
Doctor: What do you mean, all over?..."be a little more specific."
You: Like I said, all over.
Doctor: Ok – touch your right knee.
You: (you touch your right knee with your index finger) Ouch!!!
Doctor: Now touch your left check.
You: Ouch!!!
Doctor: Now touch your ear.
You: Ouch!!!
Doctor: Hmmm…

…You have a broken finger.

Hahaha!!!!!!!!

But I tell you what - if Merry Chen did become a doctor, she’d have a lot of patients.

And cases of groin strain among males living in Singapore would probably go up by about by 847 percent.

Doctor, I wonder if you could examine me….

Who wouldn’t want to be examined by the lovely Merry Chen?

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Labels: doctor, Girl next door, GND, Merry Chen, Singapore

These are tough times for the economy and it is little wonder that the Singapore Taxi Academy shall reportedly issue a new set of regulations in an effort to increase the number of people who use taxi cabs in Singapore.

Here are the main points:

1) all taxi cabs in Singapore MUST now be painted yellow. Yep, there is a reason why New York taxi cabs are yellow and it isn’t difficult to figure out why: yellow is the easiest colour to spot at a distance.

2) all taxi drivers must be less than 30 years of age (previous regulation: more than 30 years old).

3) all taxi drivers must have a social networking account (Friendster, Facebook etc) AND a blog (note: preference will be given to cam whores).

4) all taxi drivers must be able to write blog posts in basic English and have written more than 100 posts before applying to be a driver.

5) all taxi drivers must have at least one year’s driving experience (or two years experience of playing Need For Speed 2 - either Playstation or PC versions).

Since the new regulation came into force, there have been a rush of applicants - the first being from the lovely Cindy Lee:

Cindy Lee is the first taxi driver applicant under the new rules – and doesn’t she look great in eye-grabbing yellow?

Cindy Lee when she’s not driving a cab.

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Labels: Cindy Lee, FHM, Girl next door, GND, Singapore

Have you noticed that when geese are flying during migration they make a "V" shape?

I’m sure you have.

But why do they do that? Is it because they think they are a squadron of fighter planes or something? After all, wouldn’t it be a whole lot easier for them to just fly in a single line or in a scattered bunch? But oh no – they’d rather be all artsy and fly in a nice “V” shape instead! Cocky little buggers, geese! And what’s more, how do they decide which goose flies at the front? By drawing straws?!!!!!!

And if you look more closely, you’ll notice that one side of the "V" is always longer than the other side! Amazing huh? And do you want to know why?

Well, because there are more birds on the longer side!

Hahaha!

And talking of V shaped birds, here’s a lovely picture of one of my favourite Singaporean idols - the simply smoking hot Belinda Soon:

A well trained bird spotter will have no difficulty in spotting her lovely V

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Labels: Belinda Soon, Girl next door, Singapore

After coming second in the 2008 FHM Girl Next Door competition, Cordelia Low is transformed into a blind rabbit by a jilted boyfriend who has dark and magical powers.

She follows a long and twisting path for many months but eventually bumps into a blind snake.

"What kind of animal have you been turned into?" asks the snake.

"I really don't know," says Cordelia. "I've never seen myself. Maybe you could examine me and find out?"

So, the blind snake spends some time feeling up the lovely Cordelia.


"Well, you're soft and cuddly," said the snake. "You have long silky ears and a tight little butt. You must be a rabbit!"

"Awesome!" says Cordelia. "But what kind of animal are you?"

"I really don't know," says the snake. "I've never seen myself. Maybe you could examine me and find out?"

So Cordelia feels the snake and replies, "Well, you're hard and cold, and you haven't got any balls. So you must be a lawyer!"

Hahaha!!!

Note: the story has a happy ending as the snake kisses Cordelia, thus breaking the magic spell.

Cute, huh?

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Labels: Cordelia Low, Girl next door, sexy blogger, Singapore

Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, "Am I black with white stripes or white with black stripes?" The other replies, "Well I don’t know. You should pray to God about that and ask him."

So that night he did and God replied, "You are what you are."

The next day he said to the other zebra, "I still don’t know what I am because God just said, You are what you are."

The second zebra responds, "You must be white with black stripes or else God would have said, Yo is what yo is."

Hahaha!!!

And as for my favorite zebra in Singapore? Well Audrey Liting of course…

The zebra sitting up…



And the zebra lying down...



But besides her zebra metamorphosis, lovely Audrey can take on other forms as well.

Such as beautiful geek (just look at those glasses!)...



To hot tattoo babe!!! .....


Wow!!!!!!!!

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Labels: Audrey Liting, Girl next door, sexy blogger, Singapore, tattoo babe