Showing posts with label tattoo babe. Show all posts
Showing posts with label tattoo babe. Show all posts

Sunday, January 10, 2010

Nurul Farhana and tattoo removal

The luscious Singapore-based model Nurul Farhana was once a hot tattoo babe:

 Nurul Farhana

But not any longer!

Because she’s had the tattoos removed by laser. Yucks!

Now I know that we all make decisions that we later regret but why would Nirul want to get her tattoos removed?

I mean, if it was the tattooed name of a past lover or a really ugly tattoo then I could understand it. But her tattoos looked great! And now they are gone :(

In fact, the only real reason I can think of is that the tattoos somehow held her back in her career as a model. But is this really likely? After all, the smoking hot Celestina has an absolutely huge tattoo on her back and this hasn’t stopped her from becoming a modeling sensation and the winner of Singapore GND 2009.

Or could it be, perhaps, that Nurul simply wants her fans to focus on other things apart from her tattoos?

Well that won’t be a problem I can tell you! Hahaha!

 Nurul Farhana
Wow! Nurul Farhana shows she has more to offer than just tattoos!

Thursday, August 27, 2009

Holly Jean on wearing a very short skirt

Things a good girl shouldn’t do in a very short skirt:

1) Ride a bicycle!

2) Climb a ladder (so be careful if you work in a shop with high shelves)

3) Go to the office (you’ll only be putting ideas in the mind of your boss)

4) Bend over in public under ANY circumstances!!!!!!!! This is absolutely crucial, otherwise you risk being the hottest thing on the internet since Tammy NYP (remember there’s always some perve with a handphone camera at the ready these days). And if you do drop something on the floor, don’t panic! Just wait until a friend comes, and then ask them to pick it up for you. But whatever you do, don’t ask your friend to tie up your shoelaces if they should come undone. Else your friend will just punch you in the face for being rude!

5) Use the escalator (there’s always some guy at the end with a handphone waiting to do an “upskirt” pic).

And, if you can avoid it, don’t even sit down:


Holly JeanWith a skirt this short and tight, even sitting down in a chair is difficult. It’s better to stand. Still, at least it gives you the chance to show off your wonderfully shapely and tanned legs to everybody!

Note: Holly Jean is also a hot tattoo babe and has an angel tattooed on her upper right back:

 Holly Jean tattoo Short skirts and tattoos, Holly Jean knows how to get attention. Way to go girl!

NB: What should you do if you do decide to wear a very short skirt? Wear knickers of course. Just in case! Hahaha!

Thursday, July 9, 2009

Chanel Poh and milk baths

The incredibly sexy Chanel Poh hears that milk baths would make her skin even softer, so she goes to one of the big supermarkets in Singapore to buy 15 gallons of fresh milk.

In the supermarket she’s still looking for the milk so she approaches one of the supermarket assistants.

“Can you show me where the milk is please?”

"Do you want it pasteurized?"

"No, just up to my boobs."

Hahaha!

 Chanel Poh The bath is still empty. Is she waiting for the milk to be delivered, perhaps?

Note: Chanel Poh is also a member of the Singapore tattoo girl’s club; her tattoo is on her lower back:

 Chanel Poh tattoo
... Just enjoying the view

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Chantel Chua and having your arms crossed

I’ve got a bunch of female friends.

And a few of them are surprised that guys are not hitting on them when they are out.

“Why is this?” they complain.

And then I tell them. Be more approachable.

Because guys don’t hit on women who are not approachable. Sure you may be sexy as hell, but if you’re putting on a miserable face then guys will just leave you alone.

Take the situation when a guy goes into a bar and sees a bunch of hot women standing across from him.

First he will try to catch the eye of one of the women. He will then smile.

But before approaching her, he will ask himself some questions. Does she look happy? Is she drinking? Is she French kissing her female friends? Are her arms crossed?

Why does he ask these questions? Well, to know if the girl is approachable or not.

If she’s not drinking, then she has probably been dragged along by her mates and isn’t there because she wants to be (in other words she’s a bore).

But if the girl is kissing her female friends, then he’ll think she might want to get frisky with him as well (assuming the girl’s not a lesbian of course).

And if the girl is crossing her arms like Chantel Chua? Well, that’s not good and shows she isn’t interested in the guy at all! So there’s no reason for the guy to approach her. He’d only be wasting his time…


 Chantel Chua If you cross your arms like this, you will scare guys away


Another way to let a guy know you are not approachable: tell him to shut up


Ahh!! This is better!! Stand like this and you will get much more attention! Hahaha!!!!!

Saturday, May 9, 2009

Peggy Chang and the philosophy of Venn diagrams

Venn diagrams were invented around 1880 by John Venn. They are used in many fields, including set theory, probability, logic, statistics, and computer science.

Personally, I don’t really like Venn diagrams. I find them difficult to understand. And it’s not really clear why circles are used in Venn diagrams anyway. Why not squares? Or even triangles?

But this hasn’t stopped Singapore blogger Peggy Chang from using a Venn diagram on her blog:


But what can we learn from this Venn diagram?

That she likes to f### lots of guys but most of the guys who love f###ing her she doesn’t like to f###? Or perhaps that some of the guys that she likes to f### she loves but they don’t like f###ing her? (note: apologies for the dirty language used)

It’s all very confusing if you ask me, and another good reason why Venn diagrams should never leave the classroom.

Well, except on special occasions of course…



As you can see in the above shot, Peggy is also a hot tattoo babe.

For a closer look….

flat tummy

And she even has some scribblings on her back; Marilyn Monroe I think it says…

Friday, April 17, 2009

Existentialism, zebras and Audrey Liting

Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, "Am I black with white stripes or white with black stripes?" The other replies, "Well I don’t know. You should pray to God about that and ask him."

So that night he did and God replied, "You are what you are."

The next day he said to the other zebra, "I still don’t know what I am because God just said, You are what you are."

The second zebra responds, "You must be white with black stripes or else God would have said, Yo is what yo is."

Hahaha!!!

And as for my favorite zebra in Singapore? Well Audrey Liting of course…

The zebra sitting up…



And the zebra lying down...



But besides her zebra metamorphosis, lovely Audrey can take on other forms as well.

Such as beautiful geek (just look at those glasses!)...



To hot tattoo babe!!! .....


Wow!!!!!!!!

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