Idols of Asia

A man approached a very beautiful woman in the well known Singaporean supermarket and said, "I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"

The woman looked puzzled. "I don’t know you; so why do you want to talk to me?"

"Because every time I talk to a woman with beautiful bosoms like yours, my wife appears out of nowhere"

For women, the grass is always greener on the other side.

Women with (o)(o) complain that men only want women with (O)(O). However, women with (O)(O) complain that men don’t listen to them and just stare at them.

But both are better off than (o)(O)

When women get pregnant they get (@)(@)

And all women get worried about getting older and getting o/o/

And as for Ann Kok?

Well you could say she needs to wear { O }{ O }.

Because hers are definitely ($)($)

Hahaha!

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It’s official. Eunice Olsen is one of the world’s sexiest politicians!

The beautiful Singaporean Member of Parliament ranks ninth in the world and ahead of many sexy political “heavyweights” such as Sarah Palin (who only ranked 24th).

The online poll was conducted by Spain's 20 Minutos newspaper and features 64 hot and beautiful candidates from 30 countries, including China's Foreign Ministry spokeswoman Jiang Yu.

Besides beating Sarah Palin, Eunice Olsen also came ahead of the only other hot politician in the SE Asia region, the sexy Angelina Sondak of Indonesia (who trailed far behind in 27th place).

WOMAN POWER (and doesn’t she look good too?!!!!)


Eunice bears her beautiful back

According to the poll, the 10 most beautiful female politicians are:

1 - Luciana Leon, 30, Peru
2 - Mercedes Aráoz 47, Peru
3 - Sara Latife Ruiz Chavez, 32, Mexico
4 - Mara Carfagna, 32, Italy
5 - Yuri Fujikawa, 27, Japan
6 - Anna-Maria Galojan, 26, Estonia
7 - Toireasa Ferris, 29, Ireland
8 - Yuliya Tymoshenko, 48, Ukraine
9 - Eunice Olsen, 31, Singapore
10 - Cayetana Álvarez, 34, Spain

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I’ve never seen a snake in Singapore and I would never expect to.

So I was really surprised to come across this Singapore snake blog which states that 94 different species of snakes can be found in the country!

There are many types of snake that can be found in Singapore – from the “black headed collared snake” to the dangerously sounding “spitting copra” and the bizarrely named “dog toothed cat snake” – but the most common type of snake is the “common trouser snake” (Expecteria Trouserius).

Unlike most other snakes, the common trouser snake is generally a docile and flaccid fellow, but occasionally it can be tempted to come out of its hiding place, and when it does so, it takes on a whole new personality, becoming extremely excited and hyperactive. It also blushes a deep shade of purple.

The trouser snake ejects a unique type of venom, which although not poisonous, can have life changing affects on its victim. The venom is rich in nutrients but rarely drunk due to its salty taste.

Like most snakes, the trouser snake should be “milked” on a regular basis in order to keep it happy. This process usually takes about 20 minutes, although it can vary considerably depending on the age of the snake.

But however much you love trouser snakes you should still be careful what you do with them:

Be careful which holes you put them in

Snakes are also extremely popular as pets, and the voluptuous Singapore model Fay Hokulani even has two!

Fay Hokulani loves to get her hands on a couple of nice long snakes

However, snakes are not like dogs and don’t need to be taken around with you. If you go to the beach, for example, just leave them at home.

The delicious Fay Hokulani has left her snakes at home

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David fell in love with his sexy teacher. So one day at the school class he asks her to marry him.

The sexy teacher responds that she needs a man to satisfy her needs as a women and not a child.

David looks with a happy smile to the sexy teacher and calmly responds:

Don't worry , first time I will use a rubber !

Hahaha!

I’m not sure whether this has ever happened to Singapore’s sexiest teacher – Gwen Teng – but I reckon her classes are still as popular as ever – even though the controversy surrounding her skimpy bikini pics have long died down.

Hell, the kids are probably queuing up to get into her classes. And their fathers as well of course!

And can you imagine how naughty her students are? They must be creating all sorts of havoc just to get in trouble and get a good spanking from the lovely Miss Teng. Either that or be ordered to stay behind after class and do lines…

'We're going to do this over, and over, and over again, until we get it right', says sexy Gwen Teng to her naughty students (all 125 of them and their dads)

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Okay. Here’s a question for you. Is it a good idea to date a Singaporean woman with a pet cat (or cats)? Well, a lot of people say NO (especially if the woman is in her 30s or older).

But I disagree. Because it’s better than dating a woman with a pet dog (or dogs)!

So what’s wrong with dogs you say? Well, they are not independent like cats for a start. You have to take them out for walks and clean up their shit. And guess who she will ask to do that? YOU of course!

Not only is this a pain in the arse and a bore but it can also be embarrassing. And especially if the woman you are dating is really hot. Why is that you ask? Well, for the very simple reason that sexy women tend to have small and cute dogs while ugly women have big, fierce dogs. “Like owner like dog”, you could say.

Just take a look at Kanny Theng for example:

Sexy as hell, right? And now take a look at her dog:

Woof Woof! I bet that’s one dog that loves licking its owner!! Hahaha! Down boy, Down!!!!

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If you have a job interview, give yourself the best chance of success.

First of all, make sure you prepare for any questions that you may be asked about your experience or qualifications for the job.

Also important, is your appearance. Look good, and you stand more chance of getting the job. Simple really. So what to wear? Here are some tips:

1) Perfume: invest in an expensive perfume or don’t wear anything. You don’t want the interviewer thinking you are a cheap slut do you?

2) Lingerie: No, this is not a joke! Wear underwear that fits well, but for God’s sake don’t show it to him in the interview!

3) Nails: Short and clean, with a natural color (not like Xiaxue’s!)

4) Makeup: Again, simple and natural (not like Xiaxue’s!)

5) Shoes: avoid ultra high heels. You might fall over and that would look stupid.

6) Outerwear: Aim for simple elegance. Something like this perhaps:



But definitely not this:


Note: it’s not very often that you will have the chance to meet up with 100 hot Singaporean chicks in a single evening.

But this Friday (27 March) it will be possible!

Because that is when FHM Singapore will be bringing together the top 100 girls next door. The venue is the Zirca, and the fun and games kick off at 8.00pm. Details here.

One of the contestants is the job-seeking Bevlyn Tan as pictured above. Maybe you can offer her a job? I certainly would… :)

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“God, I’d really like one of those.”
“Of course, darling, how much is it?”
“It’s quite expensive at S$445.”
“But you do so deserve it. Let me buy it for you.”
“Oh you are so sweet…”

With the economy getting worse it has never been more important to have a man by your side. Remember: he is your comfort zone. A shoulder to cry on. And, more importantly of course, the person to turn to when you don’t have enough money to purchase the latest Prada handbag or Nokia smartphone (the Nokia E71 perhaps?).

But how to keep him by your side? Why, turn him on of course! Because when a man is turned on, he’ll do anything for you - and I do mean anything!

So make sure you pay attention to what you wear! Men like women in sexy clothes. It’s as simple as that really. Cos why else do you think that FHM is Singapore’s best selling magazine?


An outfit like this (as worn by Cassevonrie) will certainly win his attention

Second, don’t underestimate the power of human contact. Make sure you hug him regularly. Hold his hand. Stroke his hair. This helps create intimacy and strengthens the bond between the two of you…

Thirdly, of course, is to make sure he is totally satisfied in the bedroom. Ask yourself: is the fire still burning brightly, or has it nearly gone out? Are you a bedroom bore, or do you open up and claw and bite and screech like a wild animal? Do you do it the same way every time, or are you willing to try out new and exciting things?

So don’t let the economic crisis get you down. In fact, think of it as an opportunity to improve your relationship with your boyfriend. And that should be a lot of fun, shouldn’t it? :)

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Over at Samantha’s For the Love of Womenkind blog, I was intrigued to read in a posting she made that she appears to have dumped her boyfriend:

dissolved right before my eyes...

goodbye baby...4 yrs 11mnths and 21 days.

jus days to our fifth year together. I hate to leave but I will.

Thank you my sweetest love. Forever.

Oh my God! What a poor guy. Hell, women always accuse us guys of being insensitive and what has Samantha just gone and done? Told the whole world that she has chosen to dump her “baby” just before their fifth anniversary! And in a blog posting as well!!! Oh the embarrassment!!!

But it did make me think a bit. I mean there must be other sexy bloggers out there who are neglecting their boyfriends as well. And YOU may even be one of them. So is your relationship at risk of falling apart? Well, simply take the questionnaire I prepared to find out!

Questionnaire for sexy bloggers ® of Singapore to see if your current relationship is going to last

1) How often do you “cam whore”?
A – Always – I love it!
C - Seldom
B - Only when I'm on the “periodical”

2) When your boyfriend takes you out for an expensive romantic meal do you:
A – Thank him for giving you the opportunity to take lots of food pictures for your blog
C – Look forward to it and dress up especially for the occasion
B – Say to him: I want to stay at home because I’ve another blog post to get done!

3) How many online “boyfriends” do you have?
B – 6-10
C – 1-5
A – 11-500

4) Does your boyfriend have a really nice dick?
C – Yes!!!
B – It’s not bad but it could be better
A – You’ve never seen it because you are so busy blogging

5) Would you ever allow your boyfriend to borrow your mobile phone?
B – Only if he uses it while you are there with him
C - Yes
A – No way! Imagine if he reads the flirty SMS messages you’ve sent!

6) Which of the following do you spend more time on?
B – Surfing Facebook to check out hunky guys
C – Speaking on the phone to your real boyfriend?
A – Emailing your online “boyfriends”

Key:

Mostly As – Your relationship is in deep trouble
You are so busy blogging and online that you barely notice your boyfriend. So don’t be surprised to find out that he’s been cheating on you :(

Mostly Bs – Early signs of trouble
There are some problems but it’s still not too late to save your relationship. But act soon. Otherwise you’re gonna lose him.

Mostly Cs – You have a good relationship
Well done! You are a caring and sensitive women who appreciates your boyfriend. Your relationship is bound for great things!

And as for lovely Samantha? Well, she’s gonna appear in the March edition of HOTSTUFF!!!




Nice! I wonder if she’s looking for a new boyfriend now? :)

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North Sumatra in Indonesia is famous for its traditional houses which have distinctive roofs that curve upwards at each end (as a boat's hull does) and their colourful decor.

The people who live there are called the Batak and they are known for their hot and fiery temperament.

With a similarly curvatous appeal is Desiree Ann Siahaan, a Singaporean model, who with a name like “Siahaan”, must have at least some Batak blood in her, I reckon.


I’m not sure if Desiree Ann Siahaan has a hot and fiery temperament, but she certainly sends temperatures rising wherever she goes!

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"I hope people realize that there is a brain underneath the hair and a heart underneath the boobs."
>Dolly Parton

The place to be last Friday was Tangs Orchard where Triumph held their wonderfully named “Instant Cleavage Challenge”:

Five pairs of contestants were fitted with the bust-enhancing bras, and tasked with putting together an outfit that would best complement their "assets" in 20 minutes.

A mad dash ensued at Tangs Orchard, as 10 girls raced through the store excited in search of dresses, shoes and accessories, and changed into them in record time.

And the winners?

Wait for it…

drumroll please…

Jaclyn Ng and Cassandra Leong!!!!



A nice pair of girls with a nice pair of boobs!

So well done to them. But hold on a sec. Jaclyn Ng? That name sounds familiar… hmmm…. Oh, now I remember! She was the lass who was the first runner up in “bum of the year” back in September 2008!

note: Jaclyn Ng was innocent… Once…

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Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead.”
>Oscar Wilde

Sometimes Singapore’s sexy bloggers ® write a lot of boring rubbish, but they can also be funny as well. Just like Janice Tan, who in her latest blog post says that her mate Celestina wrote to her saying that – wait for it – Janice’s photos have been misused by a social escort agency!!

A social escort agency? Well we all know what that is of course!

And Janice’s reaction?

I do not provide any services of this nature.

Hahaha! Well, I should jolly well hope not!!

But lovely Janice doesn’t stop there. Because despite her problems she also appears to be revelling in the misfortunes of Jenna Chan whose nude photos have been leaked online. Janice writes:

Warning: Nudity Involved
Then there is this page that i would love to share: ##censored##

and here comes karma. Back then, even though i knew people were flaming me on forums and stuff i chose to remain silent. Now i can openly tell everyone the reason that i didnt retaliate is not because i am afraid of them or whatsoever, i just do not want to stoop to their level cause i know i'll still have the last laugh in the end :)

WTF! But does Janice Tan really have the last laugh? Well I think not. Cos if Jenna Chan was really bothered about people seeing her nude she wouldn’t have had the nude photos done in the first place.

Now that should give Janice food for thought – although judging by the pictures posted on her blog she doesn’t exactly have the best taste in haute cuisine herself. Just look at this:

What the hell is that Janice? Looks more like a, er, road accident to me. Don’t eat it or you’ll get yourself sick!

What did I tell you!! It looks like you need to go to the lavatory really badly!

Hey! What are you doing here! I know I said the lavatory – but I didn’t mean the men’s lavatory! Go on – go and lie down…

Arr, don’t you feel better now?

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Jenna Chan’s nude photos don’t surprise me at all.

What’s the big deal?, I say. After all, this is 2008 and not 1608. And as we’ve stopped burning people for being witches we should also stop persecuting young ladies for posing in the nude. Simple as that really.

But what does surprise me is Jenna Chan’s advertising pitch on her modelling webpage. And here I quote:

If you would like to shoot with me, please include in your query:
1) time/date
2) location
3) concept (high-fashion, casual, avant-garde, nude, etc.)
4) mua and/or wardrobe provided or not

Would like to shoot with me. WTF!!! What the heck does she mean by that? I mean does she really mean that or not? Cos if she does, she’s gonna get an awful lot of takers (or should that be givers? Hahaha!)

Jenna Chan has now gained entry into Singapore’s “topless hall of fame” along with other notables such as Adeline Teo, the FHM girl-next-door and Daphne Ang, Singapore’s cavorting gymnast.

And I was also surprised by these pics of Jenna Chan:



Hey everyone, ... look at me!!

Yeah, Jenna Chan can’t do gymnastics like Daphne Ang, but she can stand on one foot and do a muscle pose! What a talented girl! Hahaha!

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Kissing is fun.

But you’ve got to be careful: mess it up when you first kiss and the girl will probably never want to see you again. Get it right, however, and you’ll have a lifetime of lip-smacking fun ahead of you.

So to help you get it right, here’s the definitive guide to kissing in Singapore by the insatiable Celestina, a self-confessed “cam whore” and kissing expert.

Besides being a kissing expert, Celetina is also one of Singapore’s hottest models. She is sexy as hell. I particularly like the huge tattoo on her lower back. Sheer class.

Okay. First things first: personal hygiene. Kissing is an intimate activity and the girl doesn’t really want to know what your lunchtime noodles taste like. So brush your teeth well and use listermint. Tip: you can also buy little bottles of listermint that can fit into your pocket; perfect if you get lucky during the day on Orchard Road and don’t have time to go home and clean up!

Second is location. Some say you should never kiss in a crowded place for the first time. I don’t agree. The problem with Singapore is that hotels aren’t as cheap as they were a few years back. In fact it’s fucking crazy. Even Hotel 81 is expensive. No wonder Singapore is now the 10th most expensive city in the world. So why not give a “public performance”? Don’t be afraid. This isn’t Malaysia is it?

It’s expensive to stay in hotels, but the view from (behind) the window is nice.

Now the act itself. Do NOT jump on her throat and start kissing her like a savage! Keep yourself in your pants!! You may be hungry for the love juice and dying to get inside her, but self-controlled kissing is the way to impress her.


A little cuddle before the kissing begins.

The first kiss on the cheek. Nice: playful yet controlled. Celestina is a smooth operator.

Now it gets serious. I find the girl often goes crazy if you breath deeply on her neck. Make sure you bend your head the other way than the girl's. This will give you the freedom to keep the touch at maximum level. Massage and stoke her thighs. And now the lips should touch…

Tip: close your eyes during your first kiss. If you kiss with your eyes open, the girl might think that there are other things on your mind (like football) which are more important than kissing her! And you don't want her to assume that do you?!!

Now take it to the next level. Explore her mouth with your tongue, but do NOT suffocate them. They have not got gills like fish and still need to breathe!

Celestina and friend French kiss (also called tongue kissing, making-out, sucking face, swapping spit, deep kissing, getting off with, pulling, slug wrestling, tonsil tennis, tonsil ping-pong, and tonsil hockey).

And remember: after making out, it’s nice to have a cigarette…

So that’s it. I hope you find this guide to kissing in Singapore useful. And for more on Celestina, make sure to check out her fantastic blog here!

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The most famous road in Singapore is called Orchard Road.

My favourite place on the strip must be the unpretentious Lucky Plaza. It has a slightly skuzzy feel to it, which is nice because it makes a change from the other malls that are mostly characterless blocks of modern mediocrity with lots of glass panes.

There are lots of girls on Orchard Road. And they walk surprisingly fast like they are on speed or something. Maybe they all have urgent meetings but I doubt it. Or perhaps they are just fast walkers with well made shoes.

It’s nice watching the girls here. Last Tuesday, as I sat on a bench four girls passed me – one after another – who, amazingly, were all wearing a yellow top! That made it my lucky day, and so I treated myself to some noodles at Lucky Plaza.

The next day though, as I watched the girls pass me, I counted four who passed me ALL wearing a black top. That made it a bad day – black is an unlucky colour - and so I immediately took the bus home.

But one thing I have never seen is a girl walk past wearing a bikini. Although incredibly enough, this did happen back in 2007 when the simply luscious Lucinda Leong walked down Orchard Road in a bikini having promised to do so if she won the FHM 2007 “girl next door” contest.

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Elementary my dear Malaysian!

But maybe not so simple for the Malaysian authorities.

Because K. Sujatha died two years ago, and it’s only now that the Coroner’s Court has finally fixed a date (March 16 to 18) for the inquest into the Indian actress’ death!

So was she killed? Or did she kill herself? Well, the Malaysian authorities always seem to have difficulties when it comes to cases like this, but is the case really so hard to solve? Well, I don’t think so – and especially if we apply the astute use of observation, deductive reasoning and inference to solve the case, as a great detective like Sherlock Holmes would.

Okay so what do we definitely know?

Well, we know that:

1) Paraquat was found at the scene.
2) Paraquat is a weed killer pesticide used in plantations.
3) Consumption of Paraquat will kill you.
4) K. Sujatha was also the personal secretary of a senior minister’s son
5) K. Sujatha called her uncle two days before she was admitted to the hospital, sounding worried and allegedly telling him there were people trying to harm her.

Okay. So Paraquat was found at the scene. So did she consume it? Well according to the authorities, yes. So then the question is did she commit suicide? Or instead did someone force her to drink it or perhaps she drank it by accident?

Well, Paraquat doesn’t taste nice and you couldn’t mix it into a drink like you can with some poison tablets. And you also couldn’t force someone to drink it – they would refuse and fight back. So we can therefore say that she drank it voluntarily.

But what about the evidence provided by her uncle you say? Well that’s hearsay. He said she was worried that people were trying to harm her. But that doesn’t mean she was killed. Because you can’t force someone to drink Paraquat. If someone wants to murder someone, they would try to shoot them, push them out of a window, or perhaps run them over. But they wouldn’t try and force them to drink a weed killer.

So what pushed her to take her life?

Well, that is more difficult to answer of course. But there are plenty of questions that need to be asked. Like was there a suicide note? As for the “political link” it doesn’t prove anything. And if she had been a threat, then why didn’t she say something before she was killed? After all, her uncle said she was worried before she was killed that people were going to harm her. So why didn’t she tell him why?

Would Sherlock Holmes be thinking along similar lines? Well I think he would…

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