Idols of Asia

Lola Van Vorst wonders why her boobs are so small. ''Does this shirt make them look bigger?” she asks her boyfriend.


The next day her boyfriend buys her a mirror. Lola Van Vorst looks in the mirror and asks him again, ''Does this shirt make them look bigger?''

Finally her boyfriend gets so annoyed that he says, ''I know how to make them larger!''

''How!?!?!? Lola Van Vorst asks.

''Take a bunch of toilet paper and rub it in between your boobs.''

''Well how long does it take?'' she asks.

''They should expand over the years,'' he answers.

''How did you know that?'' she wonders.

''I dunno, but it sure worked for your mother’s ass, didn't it?'''

Hahaha!

So nope, there’s nothing special about Lola Van Vorst’s assets. So why bother looking for her nude pics? Ain’t you ever seen a woman’s boobs before?!!!

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I love mangoes. Especially when they come in twos:

These greenish fruits come in many shapes and sizes and have sweet juicy flesh with a unique taste that nevertheless varies from variety to variety.

The texture of the flesh also varies widely - some having a soft, pulpy texture similar to an over-ripe plum, while others have firmer flesh like an avocado.

All in all, a wonderful fruit. And especially when eaten together with a tasty firm peach. Hahaha!

Great fruitgod of the heavens: just look at the size of those mangoes!

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"I hope people realize that there is a brain underneath the hair and a heart underneath the boobs."
>Dolly Parton

The place to be last Friday was Tangs Orchard where Triumph held their wonderfully named “Instant Cleavage Challenge”:

Five pairs of contestants were fitted with the bust-enhancing bras, and tasked with putting together an outfit that would best complement their "assets" in 20 minutes.

A mad dash ensued at Tangs Orchard, as 10 girls raced through the store excited in search of dresses, shoes and accessories, and changed into them in record time.

And the winners?

Wait for it…

drumroll please…

Jaclyn Ng and Cassandra Leong!!!!



A nice pair of girls with a nice pair of boobs!

So well done to them. But hold on a sec. Jaclyn Ng? That name sounds familiar… hmmm…. Oh, now I remember! She was the lass who was the first runner up in “bum of the year” back in September 2008!

note: Jaclyn Ng was innocent… Once…

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Labels: boobs, Cassandra Leong, Jaclyn Ng, Singapore