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Sunday, February 8, 2009

The bendable delights of Daphne Ang

Daphne Ang is a bit like that Elastigirl chick in the Pixar Film “The Incredibles”. But for some reason or another, lovely Daphne prefers NOT to wear clothes when she is contorting her wonderfully malleable body:





Now this could prove to be a bit of a problem when trying to catch the baddies. But on the other hand, of course, it may actually be a clever ploy on her part: her evil adversaries simply rooted on the spot - not in that sense, of course! - by her stupendously sexy curves. She wouldn’t even have to fight them would she?

And besides being as bendable as a Barbie doll, gorgeous Daphne also has a liking for tattoos:

But hold on a sec: aren’t tattoos usually on the bad guys? So is she perhaps not a superhero fighting for truth and justice but instead an accomplice of the evil Syndrome who has set his sights on ruling the world?

Well, I hope not of course. Cos evil never wins out in the end!

Monday, January 12, 2009

Zhang Ziyi caught topless!

As China continues its crack down on internet pawn, the inevitable happens – that country’s most celebrated vixen, the celebrated actress Zhang Ziyi, is caught taking off her red bikini and lying face down, with her buttocks being stroked and “nuzzled” by her fiancĂ© (Vivi Nevo, a wealthy Israeli investor).


 Zhang Ziyi

 Zhang Ziyi

..................Slurp… Yum Yum…

Chinese netizens were not sympathetic towards Zhang, however, accusing her of being a shameless exhibitionist even though she was completely unaware that she was being photographed.

 Zhang Ziyi We can see you, but you can't see us!


What’s more they said, “just look at the meagre size of her assets”.


'Her figure is really poor and she really showed off her weaknesses. She should be more considerate towards the sentiments of the public,' said one Chinese man.


“It’s an embarrassment!”, added another. “If you ain’t got it, how can you flout it?”


“This will only enforce the stereotype that Chinese women are flat-chested”, complained one women. “it’s so sad.”

Thursday, January 24, 2008

Hoang Thuy Linh

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Q: What do Vietnam’s Hoang Thuy Linh and America’s Paris Hilton have in common?
A: They both made sex tapes which captivated the attention of millions of people after they were posted online.

But while Paris’ sordid couplings simply raised her profile, Hoang Thuy Linh was less fortunate. This is because Vietnam is still in a time warp when it comes to matters of procreation and women are supposed to remain virgins until they marry – no matter what the men get up to!

So the disgraced TV presenter had to cancel her TV show and make a tearful farewell on national television.

“I made a mistake, a terrible mistake,” said the doe-faced teen, who had cultivated a good-girl image. “I apologize to you, my parents, my teachers and my friends,” she said with tears streaming down here face.

But if she’s still finding it hard to get a new job, there’s at least one thing she could do.

Work as a Bikini Model !

hoangthuylinh.

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