Elaine Yuki and a guide to flirting
Flirting is the key to getting a date.
Do it well and you’ll get loads of interesting dates; but do it badly and you’ll be at home playing with yourself every Friday night.
I used to suck at flirting. But now I love it. In fact, in many ways it’s more fun than the date itself – and it doesn’t even cost any money!
And the secret? Well simple really: confidence and humor. You’ve got to make the girl laugh. Do that and you’re already halfway to “getting the keys to her front door”. And I think you know what I mean by that. Hahaha!
Sure it is important to look good - but even if you do work out two hours a day like I do and pay fastidious attention to your clothes, appearance and personal hygiene – it will count for nothing if the girl comes to the conclusion that you are some sort of arrogant and worthless arsehole.
So be funny and make her laugh. And don’t worry about saying anything stupid. You’ve got nothing to lose right?
Flirting is also important for the girls of course.
And who better to illustrate this than Elaine Yuki, a smoking-hot Singaporean babe who is famous for her wonderfully angular face and slender body that has more curves than the South Buona Vista Road.
Tip number one: use your eyelashes to flirt!! (get semi permanent ones done if necessary)
I know it sounds like something out of the movies, but it really works! Men simply cannot resist a woman who bats their eyelashes at them because it is the strongest come-on signal you can give. So make sure your eyelashes are in good order, and if necessary have some semipermanent ones done. :)
Tip number two: dress to attract and stand somewhere where you will be noticed.
Tip number three: drive a decent car as it will help boost your confidence (especially true for men who believe that a car is basically just an extension of their thingymajig).
Tip number four: eat your chips slowly! Men generally like slim women so avoid eating too much fatty food to keep in good shape.
Tip number five: have fun! Guys like fun woman. So if sucking on the end of an eight inch thingy is your kind of fun, then go for it!
Tip number six: use deodorant to beat Body Odor.
And tip number seven: there is, of course, nothing in the world that guys find more interesting than a woman who likes to kiss another woman. This is guaranteed to blow their mind! Wahay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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