Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Zivanna Letisha Siregar on the joys of wearing a bikini

My fellow Singaporean denizens. Here’s a joke for you. A funny one…

Okay. So there’s this single guy and he notices a new couple have moved in next door. The girl likes to sunbathe in the backyard - and usually in a skimpy bikini that shows off her magnificent breasts.

It isn’t long before the single guy notices this, and he stays outside as much as possible – pretending to trim his lawn - hoping for yet another look.

But finally, he can stand it no more.

So he goes to the front door of his new neighbor's house and knocks.

The husband, a large, burly man, opens the door.

"Excuse me", says the single man, "but I couldn't help noticing how beautiful your wife is."

"Yeah? So what?," his muscle bound neighbor replies.

“Well, I am really struck by how beautiful her breasts are. I would gladly pay you ten thousand dollars if I could kiss those lovely breasts," he pleads.

Angry as hell, the burly gorilla is about to smash the single man’s teeth down his throat when his wife appears and stops him.

She pulls him inside and they discuss the offer for a few moments. After all, US$10,000 is a lot of money.

So they return and ask the single guy to step inside. "okay," the husband says gruffly, "for ten thousand dollars you can kiss my wife's breasts."

At this the wife unbuttons her blouse, and the twin objects of his desire are freed at last. The single guy takes one in each hand, and proceeds to rub his face against them in total ecstasy. This goes on for about 10 minutes until the husband gets annoyed.

"Well, come on, kiss 'em!" He shouts.

"I can't," says the single guy, still nuzzling.

"Why not?" demands the husband, getting really, really angry by now.

"Cos I don't have ten thousand dollars..."


And here are a couple of pics of the lovely Zivanna Letisha Siregar, Indonesia’s contestant in this year’s Miss Universe competition which is going to be held from 16 - 23 August 2009. In a bikini, naturally…

 Zivanna Letisha Siregar on the joys of wearing a bikini

 Zivanna Letisha Siregar on the joys of wearing a bikini


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