Wednesday, August 5, 2009

June Wee on having fat legs

You know you’re fat when....

1. Your bed seems smaller.

2. Chairs make noises when you sit in them.

3. You ask: “has this towel shrunk?”

4. You and someone else can’t go through the same doorway at the same time.

5. People think you’re pregnant and you’re not.

7. You can’t cross your legs anymore.

8. When people fantasize about your legs, they are thinking of giant chicken drumsticks.

As I’ve mentioned before on this blog, I am very much a leg man myself, so you can imagine that I wasn’t very impressed when I saw this pair of legs:

 June Wee legs beforePretty awful huh?

But – believe it or not – this pair of fat and not so wonderful legs once belonged to one of Singapore’s sexiest cam whores, the smoking hot June Wee!

Now her legs are much more shapely and sexy, of course:


It’s hard to believe that the two pairs of legs above are the same – you could actually smell bacon if she rubbed the fat ones together I imagine– but, hey, that’s the wonder of cosmetic surgery for you!

But is it good to worry so much about such things?

Well, I don’t think so.

After all, who would want to walk around with what looks like an oversized tampon strapped to their body all day?

Just what the hell is that June?!!!

But June is unrepentant and says that her considerable financial investments in cosmetic surgery are worth it:

Never hesitate to go under the knife because you're afraid what others might say about you. After all you only live once. You have to be in charge of your own life. Don't let others control your life. When you look good, you feel good. When you feel good, you also appear confident. When you exude confidence, people will like you more and respect you. People who exude confidence also tend to be more successful in work, relationships, and marriages.

But what’s next, I wonder?

No June, no! They’re big enough already… Please you don’t have to; really you don’t!


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